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THIS SUNDAY, we rock the Joey Ramone Birthday Bash along with members of Creeper, The Futureheads, Buffalo Tom, Moldy Peaches, and others! Money benefits Lymphoma and OCD charities, and it’s pay what you want. Go HERE.

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Eerie Miami Beach 5 Mins Before It Rained dump ☀

Eerie Miami Beach 5 Mins Before It Rained dump ☀️ 🏖 (our new house visible in the background)

Again it’s that time of year, that day we all ai

Again it’s that time of year, that day we all aim skyward our eyes moist with gratitude and reverence, eager to gaze upon the One True Man, and to report to him using our countenances that truly there is none better — at least by our estimate — and that he may depend on our veneration for many years to come. And only having searched the firmament utterly and spied nary a locket of his silvered mane, nor a glimpse of his denims, do we recall that not yet has Keith Murray ascended to an awaiting throne betwixt the constellations — still does he stroll among us, or ride gator-back, or at intervals move by Lime scooter. And on reminiscing that fact our hearts swell further, distending with thanks, for another submission in History’s long list of years was dyed gold today, having concluded under Murray’s wise management. Raise a glass, if you own one, and have the means to fill it, to a remarkable bro-ham.

“Sliding Doors” or “Gentlemen of the Road,” or “Clown Car,” by @danmonickphoto

The man/myth/drum-machine @tappermichael released

The man/myth/drum-machine @tappermichael released “Don’t Need Love” today via his @practicenotagame unit, and already it has solved our morning dance problems. Link to slo-mo video in our stories 🚦💃🏽🚦

New at our web store: (1) A baby fit, (2) sweaters

New at our web store: (1) A baby fit, (2) sweaters are back in stock, (3) we’re reprinting the Woodstock vinyl in weed green, and you can get it with the matching tee for £5 off (our Green New Deal). Link embedded right into our bio.

“The bartender gave me this one for free, cuz ev

“The bartender gave me this one for free, cuz everybody’s vaccinated and bars are finally open and we’re all just so fuckin happy that money don’t mean nothin’ anymore!” Chris told the Keiths.
🧑‍🎨=@artisticmuddle

Merry Christmas from your guys! (Yes, we know you

Merry Christmas from your guys! (Yes, we know you have other guys, probably even some you like more than us, probably even some whose music you prefer, probably even some with better wisecracks, and sparklier eyes — please DO NOT bring these guys up in the comments!! For just one day, let us coast along believing that it’s just us, the very best, your one true 3xGuyz!)

🎨 by the inimitable @artisticmuddle

If we could get even 1.2 million of you together o

If we could get even 1.2 million of you together one weekend, that would be an incredible show. Where’s the spot? Barbados? Thailand? Who else do y’all want on the bill? #2021

Very cool of @nmemagazine to go back into print si

Very cool of @nmemagazine to go back into print simply to honor this guy and our new tune "Fault Lines." #blessed #inspired #deserved (FL video link in highlights)

Remember when Black Friday was all about family, g

Remember when Black Friday was all about family, gratitude, and sharing? That’s TOTALLY still the vibe at our merch store, where today we’ve got a couple 🔥 new looks, plus sale prices that will make you 😱 Link in our highlights

The video for "Fault Lines" is here and people are

The video for "Fault Lines" is here and people are watching it like crazy in their basements — link in bio

"Fault Lines" video premiere is today at 3pm EST /

"Fault Lines" video premiere is today at 3pm EST // 8pm GMT. We'll be there chatting in the comments, adding crucial context to the shocking images you'll see. (YouTube link in Stories)

The cinematic, hilarious, heart-breaking video for

The cinematic, hilarious, heart-breaking video for "Fault Lines" premieres tomorrow on YouTube at 3pmEST/8pmGMT with a live-chat featuring US. (We were going to get Brad Pitt, but realized he's not as relevant to the video as we are.) Link in our highlights 🎥

Please indulge Keith’s attempt to woo Chris into

Please indulge Keith’s attempt to woo Chris into visiting him in Miami over the winter with this brief slideshow of the city’s finer attractions.

Here’s a still from the video we made for “Fau

Here’s a still from the video we made for “Fault Lines.” See if you can guess the rest of the story. (Vid premieres 3pmEST/8pmGMT Tuesday on YouTube—link in Stories.)

If you're just sitting here on twitter, check out

If you're just sitting here on twitter, check out FAULT LINES, our high-spirited new jingle-jangle rock song. It'll lift you right out of the morass. (Link in biography.)

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