News

You who wheeze when you walk:
There’s something borderline paradoxical about having a News page when you’re a Top Secret Rock Agency like the We Are Scientists. So few details are cleared for public consumption, so little of what we do would be excused by mainstream morality, that nearly everything we end up feeding you is a lie, a fetid, fly-swarmed lie. Just once, we’d like to tell the truth. Of course most of what we tell you will just be hinting