July UK Tour Tickets Come To Maturity Now (Meaning They’re On Sale)

TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR OUR JULY U.K. TOUR. That last sentence was in all-caps because we were YELLING IT! It’s exciting, we think. This time three months from now, we’ll be in Portsmouth, or Bristol, or London! Maybe Coventry! Glasgow? Manchester? Is it Preston? To be honest, we’re super-sketchy on how calendars work. Suffice it to say, we’ll be somewhere, and there’ll be a show that night, so we’ll be putting on our vintage mariachi clothes, and strapping on all the triggers for the lasers, and our road doctor will be fitting our eyes with all the fancy prosthetics, and WOW, we can already almost taste that day-of-show anticipation.

If this sounds like your kind of thing, click on the Turtle Click Zone! The turtles in the picture will whisk you over to the ticketing page, and then politely turn their heads while you pull out your credit card and make your purchase. (To be completely forthright: they will chew on your furniture while you’re distracted. It’s just “beak chewing,” though, which is practically nothing — significantly less destructive than teeth chewing.)