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November Tour of Europe with ASHOctober 15th, 2015View

A clash of the titans that, rather than destroying cities, will beautify and strengthen them.

In November, The Masters of the Euroverse Tour brings two of the world’s great three-piece rock bands — us (obviously!) and ASH — to the European continent. This is where you’ll need to be, and when:

Nov 16 Melkweg // AMSTERDAM, Netherlands
Nov 17 Bürgerhaus Stollwerck // KOLN, Germany
Nov 19 Debaser Strand // STOCKHOLM, Sweden
Nov 20 John Dee // OSLO, Norway
Nov 21 Pumpehuset // COPENHAGEN, Denmark
Nov 23 Gruenspan // HAMBURG, Germany
Nov 24 C-Club // BERLIN, Germany
Nov 26 Backstage Halle // MUNICH, Germany
Nov 27 Il Covo // BOLOGNA, Italy
Nov 28 Flex // VIENNA, Austria
Nov 29 Plaza // ZURICH, Switzerland
Dec 01 Petit Bain // PARIS, France

Tickets are here.

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“T.V. en Français, Sous la Mer” is now very, very realApril 21st, 2015View


It's here.

“TV en Français, Sous la Mer” has arrived, and it wants to live in your house with you. Is that cool??

No, seriously: don’t freak out. It’s just an album. Just eight songs! But damn, what songs. “Which songs?” you ask? Take a look:

//SIDE A//
1/ Dumb Luck, Under The Sea
2/ Make It Easy, Under The Sea
3/ Sprinkles, Under The Sea
4/ Slow Down, Under The Sea

//SIDE B//
5/ Overreacting, Under The Sea
6/ Don’t Blow It, Under The Sea
7/ Return The Favor, Under The Sea
8/ Take An Arrow, Under The Sea

If you recognize the names, that’s because each track off of “TVeF,SLM” appeared on 2014’s “TV en Français,” but in a drastically different form. Thus the “Under the Sea” addenda: the songs on this record sound like they were dipped in darkness, wrapped up in spider-web, and dropped into a lake. And now you can drench your living room in that very sound.

You’ve got a lot of options. The album is up on Spotify and Deezer. It’s on iTunes. To be really, brutally frank with you, though, the place to start may be our new American merch store. (We also have a U.K. store, but it’s not new!) There, you can listen to three of the new tracks, download the album for a buck less than iTunes is selling it for (and in higher quality!), and press your pupils against a new t-shirt and a new poster. (You can order them, too, yes.)

Actually, the VERY best way to taste “TV en Français, Sous la Mer” is to push play on this video (hopefully you did that before you started reading):

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We’ve got shows in California! Nevada! England! AAAAAAAGH!!!April 15th, 2015View


Dude. Just go look at our shows page. Don’t make us type that stuff in here again. Use your clicker! Your mouse*! So much easier!

* trackpad

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We Strike(!) Brooklyn Bowl London in 1 MonthSeptember 23rd, 2014View

IN ONE MONTH, on 22 October, we demolish Brooklyn Bowl London — will you be there?!?!?!? If you are a person of taste; a person who values friendship over war; a lover of animals, at least in theory; one who wants their time on Planet Earth to be spent in the best possible way — if you meet this description, and you live anywhere near London, then we will certainly see you on 22 October.

We will see you dancing wildly, or perhaps just nodding your head appreciatively; we might catch you bowling a couple of frames before the show; maybe you’ll have a cocktail or two, or six, or the fried chicken plate in Brooklyn Bowl’s weirdly good restaurant. This venue is an adult fantasy-land, and on 22 October, we will be soundtracking that luscious fantasy.

Take the red pill here.

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Two People Won Set Lists from Reading & Leeds!September 18th, 2014View
We have the results of last week’s Facebook contest to win signed set lists from Reading & Leeds. The decision was agonizing, but poring over the entries was pure bliss. 

Congratulations are due to Hannah Owen, who created a photo collage that sears the mind with its brutal physicality and bold use of color…


And to Fraser King, whose multimedia confection combines whimsy and verisimilitude in perfect measures.


And finally to runner up Tom Nixon. His rigorous topicality is leavened with a devilish sense of humor.


Congratulations to Hannah and Fraser, and thanks to all who submitted.



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Free download of “Distillery” on Friday — believe itSeptember 17th, 2014View

Download our new song, “Distillery,” FOR FREE on Friday. What’s the catch? THERE’S NO CATCH! Just kidding, there’s totally a catch, but it’s a small one: You have to be on our mailing list to get the download. Here’s the thing about the emails we send our mailing list:

1) They’re rare (you’ll pray for more in bed at night, or kneeling in front of a statue of a giant octopus, or however you get your praying done)
2) They’re useful (they come with things like free downloads and early access to low-fee tickets and unseen photos — sometimes even INVISIBLE photos!)
3) They’re pleasant (we take a nice conversational tone, a lot like the one we’re using in this Facebook post, which is a lot like the one we use in our private lives when talking to friends and family)
4) We write them (every word, unless we’re quoting from a film or tv commercial or historical document, in which case we’ll put the words in “quotes” — but no label personnel or managers or cyborgs or famous authors will ever write to you, just us, Chris & Keith & L224X version 3, our scribe droid (ha! Kidding about the droid!))

Sign up for that mailing list by clicking on this very sentence.

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We’re on the David Letterman TV Show tonight!May 21st, 2014View

Catch it or miss it — those are pretty much your two options.

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“TV en Français” Out NowMarch 9th, 2014View


Our very finest, most explosive, fourth album is now out worldwide! (If it’s not out where you live, make sure you’re definitely on planet Earth!) With production by Mr. Chris Coady, mixing by Mr. James Brown, mastering by Dr. Joe LaPorta, and a bunch of music by us, the We Are Scientists, TV en Français was designed to hurt, in a good way. You can sample it here, and hear us play it live — along with 8 years of accumulated hits — on our current world tour, which is bringing us to your favorite home town venue (or a similar one, possibly in a different town.)

On the hunt for your own copy? Find TV en Français in these wildly popular formats:

Vinyl… http://smarturl.it/TVenFrancais_Vinyl
CD… http://smarturl.it/TVenFrancais_CD
iTunes… http://smarturl.it/TVenFrancais_iTunes
Our store… http://smarturl.it/WAS_OnlineStore

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“TV en Français,” Our New Album, Out March 3rdJanuary 13th, 2014View


… the CD from AMAZON
… the VINYL from AMAZON

Out MARCH 3rd


Rumors have been flying, whispers have been slithering, bookies have been accepting wagers — it can finally stop! We’re excited to announce the release of TV en Français, our fourth studio album, on March 3rd (or 4th, depending on your map coordinates).

This incredible beast, our finest work to date, was recorded entirely in New York City with super-producer Chris Coady (Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yuck, Beach House, Smith Westerns) and our constant collaborator Andy Burrows (drums, keys, angelic voice). Every copy of TVeF comes with the following songs:

  1. What You Do Best
  2. Dumb Luck
  3. Make It Easy
  4. Sprinkles
  5. Courage
  6. Overreacting
  7. Return The Favor
  8. Slow Down
  9. Don’t Blow It
  10. Take An Arrow

We can’t wait for you to hear these things. GODDAMMIT THEY’RE GOOD.

Coming up before release day: There are limited-edition vinyl in fancy colors and signed CDs available for pre-order; there are filthy, beautiful videos coming down the pike; there is our ever-expanding spring tour beginning in just 45 days — in short, lots to be excited about. If you’re reading this with a friend, now might be the time for a high five. If you’re in a crowded public place, consider standing up on a table, banging on your glass with a fork, and letting everybody know the good news. And if you’re all alone, well, what’s to stop you from masturbating in celebration? You’re very, very welcome.



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Season’s Greetings!December 25th, 2013View



Season’s Agreements from We Are Scientists!

In just a few short days it will be 2014, a year astrologers have long believed will positively drip with opportunity, excitement, and the usual number of full moons. Before the future arrives, we just want to take a moment to thank you for being such good looking, clever fans, and to offer you a hearty “Seasoned Meetings!” We bought you several incredible gifts out of appreciation—learn more about how to claim them by carefully watching the video below. (It’s also on Vimeo.)

Next year is going to be a big one! There will be a new album, world touring, lots of new videos and activities and ideas, and of course the usual number of full moons. We have exciting news coming in the next week or two—in the meantime, enjoy the gifts, have a couple extra slices of vanilla porcupine cake, and be kind to one another, even if it hurts really badly.

Happy Christmas/Wednesday!


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