- We Strike(!) Brooklyn Bowl London in 1 MonthSeptember 23rd, 2014View
IN ONE MONTH, on 22 October, we demolish Brooklyn Bowl London — will you be there?!?!?!? If you are a person of taste; a person who values friendship over war; a lover of animals, at least in theory; one who wants their time on Planet Earth to be spent in the best possible way — if you meet this description, and you live anywhere near London, then we will certainly see you on 22 October.
We will see you dancing wildly, or perhaps just nodding your head appreciatively; we might catch you bowling a couple of frames before the show; maybe you’ll have a cocktail or two, or six, or the fried chicken plate in Brooklyn Bowl’s weirdly good restaurant. This venue is an adult fantasy-land, and on 22 October, we will be soundtracking that luscious fantasy.
Take the red pill here.
- Two People Won Set Lists from Reading & Leeds!September 18th, 2014View
We have the results of last week’s Facebook contest to win signed set lists from Reading & Leeds. The decision was agonizing, but poring over the entries was pure bliss.
Congratulations are due to Hannah Owen, who created a photo collage that sears the mind with its brutal physicality and bold use of color…
And finally to runner up Tom Nixon. His rigorous topicality is leavened with a devilish sense of humor.
- Free download of “Distillery” on Friday — believe itSeptember 17th, 2014View
Download our new song, “Distillery,” FOR FREE on Friday. What’s the catch? THERE’S NO CATCH! Just kidding, there’s totally a catch, but it’s a small one: You have to be on our mailing list to get the download. Here’s the thing about the emails we send our mailing list:
1) They’re rare (you’ll pray for more in bed at night, or kneeling in front of a statue of a giant octopus, or however you get your praying done)
2) They’re useful (they come with things like free downloads and early access to low-fee tickets and unseen photos — sometimes even INVISIBLE photos!)
3) They’re pleasant (we take a nice conversational tone, a lot like the one we’re using in this Facebook post, which is a lot like the one we use in our private lives when talking to friends and family)
4) We write them (every word, unless we’re quoting from a film or tv commercial or historical document, in which case we’ll put the words in “quotes” — but no label personnel or managers or cyborgs or famous authors will ever write to you, just us, Chris & Keith & L224X version 3, our scribe droid (ha! Kidding about the droid!))
Sign up for that mailing list by clicking on this very sentence.
- We’re on the David Letterman TV Show tonight!May 21st, 2014View
Catch it or miss it — those are pretty much your two options.
- “TV en Français” Out NowMarch 9th, 2014View
Our very finest, most explosive, fourth album is now out worldwide! (If it’s not out where you live, make sure you’re definitely on planet Earth!) With production by Mr. Chris Coady, mixing by Mr. James Brown, mastering by Dr. Joe LaPorta, and a bunch of music by us, the We Are Scientists, TV en Français was designed to hurt, in a good way. You can sample it here, and hear us play it live — along with 8 years of accumulated hits — on our current world tour, which is bringing us to your favorite home town venue (or a similar one, possibly in a different town.)
On the hunt for your own copy? Find TV en Français in these wildly popular formats:
- “TV en Français,” Our New Album, Out March 3rdJanuary 13th, 2014View
Out MARCH 3rd
Rumors have been flying, whispers have been slithering, bookies have been accepting wagers — it can finally stop! We’re excited to announce the release of TV en Français, our fourth studio album, on March 3rd (or 4th, depending on your map coordinates).
This incredible beast, our finest work to date, was recorded entirely in New York City with super-producer Chris Coady (Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yuck, Beach House, Smith Westerns) and our constant collaborator Andy Burrows (drums, keys, angelic voice). Every copy of TVeF comes with the following songs:
- What You Do Best
- Dumb Luck
- Make It Easy
- Return The Favor
- Slow Down
- Don’t Blow It
- Take An Arrow
We can’t wait for you to hear these things. GODDAMMIT THEY’RE GOOD.
Coming up before release day: There are limited-edition vinyl in fancy colors and signed CDs available for pre-order; there are filthy, beautiful videos coming down the pike; there is our ever-expanding spring tour beginning in just 45 days — in short, lots to be excited about. If you’re reading this with a friend, now might be the time for a high five. If you’re in a crowded public place, consider standing up on a table, banging on your glass with a fork, and letting everybody know the good news. And if you’re all alone, well, what’s to stop you from masturbating in celebration? You’re very, very welcome.
- Season’s Greetings!December 25th, 2013View
Season’s Agreements from We Are Scientists!
In just a few short days it will be 2014, a year astrologers have long believed will positively drip with opportunity, excitement, and the usual number of full moons. Before the future arrives, we just want to take a moment to thank you for being such good looking, clever fans, and to offer you a hearty “Seasoned Meetings!” We bought you several incredible gifts out of appreciation—learn more about how to claim them by carefully watching the video below. (It’s also on Vimeo.)
Next year is going to be a big one! There will be a new album, world touring, lots of new videos and activities and ideas, and of course the usual number of full moons. We have exciting news coming in the next week or two—in the meantime, enjoy the gifts, have a couple extra slices of vanilla porcupine cake, and be kind to one another, even if it hurts really badly.
- We Made a North American Tour! (In 2014)November 4th, 2013View
Hey, wow, yeah! We’re touring North America. When? Where exactly? How does a person get tickets? Look at you! You’re so excited! Us, too. The answers to all of your questions are right here. Pre-sale begins tomorrow at 10 AM (local time) using these links right here. HAVE FUN WITH IT! Buy a weird number of tickets, maybe, like 7:
16 Apr 2014 // Boot & Saddle, PHILADELPHIA // Get tickets
17 Apr 2014 // Black Cat, WASHINGTON D.C. // Buy tickets
19 Apr 2014 // Brighton Music Hall, BOSTON // Have tickets
20 Apr 2014 // Il Motore, MONTREAL // Own tickets
22 Apr 2014 // Lee’s Palace, TORONTO // Request tickets
23 Apr 2014 // Grog Shop, CLEVELAND // Demand tickets
25 Apr 2014 // Lincoln Hall, CHICAGO // Wheedle tickets
26 Apr 2014 // 7th Street Entry, MINNEAPOLIS // Seek tickets
28 Apr 2014 // Larimer Lounge, DENVER // Find tickets
29 Apr 2014 // Kilby Court, SALT LAKE CITY // What, tickets?
1 May 2014 // Doug Fir Lounge, PORTLAND // Some tickets
2 May 2014 // Electric Owl, VANCOUVER // Three tickets
3 May 2014 // Crocodile, SEATTLE // Four tickets
7 May 2014 // Independent, SAN FRANCISCO // Red tickets
8 May 2014 // Constellation Room, SANTA ANA // More tickets
9 May 2014 // Troubadour, LOS ANGELES // Great tickets!
10 May 2014 // Casbah, SAN DIEGO // Hot tickets
15 May 2014 // Red 7, AUSTIN // Nice tickets
16 May 2014 // Fitzgerald’s, HOUSTON // Dope tickets
17 May 2014 // The Parish @House o’Blues, NEW ORLEANS // Rope tickets
18 May 2014 // The Earl, ATLANTA // These tickets
19 May 2014 // King’s Barcade, RALEIGH // Your tickets
These tour dates, when added to the Australian, European, and U.K. shows we’ve already announced, spell one hell of a party in 2014. Won’t you join us? Do you like parties?
- “Return the Favor” Can Now Be Seen *and* HeardSeptember 20th, 2013View
Return the Favor, the first song from our upcoming EP Business Casual, was unleashed upon the world this week. The world, it turns out, had no problem with that…
“The song is amazing, but this solo is pure genius ” writes wOOly on our Soundcloud page.
@Will_Butler04 told us on Twitter that he’s “really enjoying the darker tone and shifting dynamics on this new @scientistbros track!”
And on Facebook, Jonathan Vanasco demands, “You got to ride airboats in swamp?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!”
If you have no clue what any of this means — and not because you don’t read English — then an education is at hand:
Maybe you prefer your music unmolested by visuals. No problem. Drop your eyelids to half-mast and bliss out on this audio-only edition:
Return the Favor was produced by Chris “Crackerjack” Coady and mixed by James “Olde English” Brown. We wrote it ourselves. (Bruno Mars sent us an idea for the intro, but we couldn’t open the file.) The video was directed by Dan “a Plan” Monick. We did not use an acting coach or an alligator wrangler.
Our Business Casual EP is out October 14th or 15th, right around there. (Depends on where you live. (Doesn’t everything!!!! (“Location, location, location,” as they say.)))
- Consequence of Sound Has the Premier of New Track “Return the Favor”September 18th, 2013View
You can now stream “Return the Favor,” the first cut off our upcoming EP, over at Consequence of Sound. You can, and frankly you should.