Top Ten Names that you can call WAS guitarist Keith Murray that will really make him angry (because they hit too close to home)

10) Keith Murray, the rapper
09) Senator Keith Murray, the rapper
08) Sexy Man with Very Big Muscles
07) The Hamburgler
06) Grimace
05) The Fry Guys
04) Michael Tapper
03) Sexy Man who is also a Gifted Novelist
02) Sexy Man who is too lazy to think up two more measly gag names