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1. •  
     CommentAuthorMiranda
   • CommentTimeJan 6th 2010

    
   I don't understand this thread and for the longest time ignored it cuz I knew I wouldn't understand. But this is a party I'd want to be invited to in real life...on shrooms. So I guess that's not real life, right?Check out my blog
2. •  
     CommentAuthorCaroline
   • CommentTimeJan 6th 2010 edited

    
   ""I feel significantly less cool now that I've realized I spelled Egyptian wrong.""
   Naw, Kanye just spells wrong in his when he speaks.
3. •  
     CommentAuthorgshizzy
   • CommentTimeJan 6th 2010

    

   Kathleen, I still love you

   I WENT ON HOLIDAY & ASKED YOU TO TAPE MY HERO STARRING ARDAL O'HANLON, AND YOU FORGOT? WOAH MOMA WHEN I SEE YOU I'M GONNA WHOOP YOUR FAT ASS
4. •  
     CommentAuthorShannonKathleen
   • CommentTimeJan 10th 2010

    
   D'aaaawww.2legit2quit.
5. •  
     CommentAuthorgoo
   • CommentTimeJan 13th 2010

    

   44!

   that could be the STEPHEN! for this board

   im gonna use it from now on

   fucking righteous
6. •  
     CommentAuthorgshizzy
   • CommentTimeJan 13th 2010

    

   When you shout 44, the other person replies "CHUCKLE!"?

   I WENT ON HOLIDAY & ASKED YOU TO TAPE MY HERO STARRING ARDAL O'HANLON, AND YOU FORGOT? WOAH MOMA WHEN I SEE YOU I'M GONNA WHOOP YOUR FAT ASS
7. •  
     CommentAuthorgshizzy
   • CommentTimeJan 13th 2010

    

   GUYS

    

   I don't know if you know about this guy http://uk.akinator.com/#

   but he predicts anyone you're thinking of, by asking questions

    

   Anyway, Amy was playing it right, and she was think Barry Chuckle. LOOK AT THE PICTURE THEY USED

   

   I WENT ON HOLIDAY & ASKED YOU TO TAPE MY HERO STARRING ARDAL O'HANLON, AND YOU FORGOT? WOAH MOMA WHEN I SEE YOU I'M GONNA WHOOP YOUR FAT ASS
8. •  
     CommentAuthorpolly
   • CommentTimeJan 13th 2010

    
   DAY MADE.Bingle bongle dingle dangle yickety doo yickety daa ping pong lippy tappy too taa. :::::: I like to take photos
9. •  
     CommentAuthorborednow
   • CommentTimeJan 14th 2010

    
   AWESOME :D
   
   I love the Akinator by the way, I completely forgot about it. HE KNOWS EVERYTHING!there's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
10. •  
      CommentAuthorLeKeefist
    • CommentTimeJan 20th 2010

     
    GUYS!!
    
    The Obamanator has been in power for a year now. A YEAR!!they see me trollin', they hatin'
11. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeJan 24th 2010

     
    I love you guys. bfe. best forum ever.there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
12. •  
      CommentAuthorLeKeefist
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2010 edited

     
    Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron.they see me trollin', they hatin'
13. •  
      CommentAuthorcunegonde
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2010

     

    GUYS!!
    
    The Obamanator has been in power for a year now. A YEAR!!

    
    i heard our deficit increased from 9 trillion to 12 trillion.this is your plan?
14. •  
      CommentAuthorLame Duck
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2010

     
    Man, it makes our £15.7 billion deficit seem pretty pathetic. America totally wins at having no money.
15. •  
      CommentAuthorLeKeefist
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2010 edited

     
    That's because most rich Americans are idiots.
    
    I showed this thread to a friend who kept complaining she kept going off topic, this is what she said:
    

    "Huh! Blasphemy! He'll smite you with his obamabolts!"
    OK, I admit that made me laugh a fair bit. And so did the random picture of Barry, the weather man and the giraffe, of course :') dear me, they did go off topic. Makes me feel quite focussed and good about myself.
    But I really would watch that sitcom if it existed. WOW.

    
    You guys are awesome :Dthey see me trollin', they hatin'
16. •  
      CommentAuthorcunegonde
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2010

     

    i heard our deficit increased from 9 trillion to 12 trillion.

    
    hey chris, whatever happened to those health care debates that obama promised would be out in the open?
    
    oh chris you didnt know? they didnt happen, LOL!this is your plan?
17. •  
      CommentAuthorcunegonde
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2010

     

    Man, it makes our £15.7 billion deficit seem pretty pathetic. America totally wins at having no money.

    
    if you think our deficit is big, just wait till u see what obamas got in his pants.this is your plan?
18. •  
      CommentAuthorLeKeefist
    • CommentTimeJan 27th 2010

     
    Obama is the "Head O State" you know
    
    Someone called "Spatulaman" has edited our Perfection article. They changed Pierce to Patty! THAT IS NOT FUNNY :(they see me trollin', they hatin'
19. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2010

     
    ^I made an account on this website that generates bibliography citations with that username in eighth grade.
    
    but I didn't edit our article.there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
20. •  
      CommentAuthorLame Duck
    • CommentTimeFeb 2nd 2010

     

    if you think our deficit is big, just wait till u see what obamas got in his pants.

    What do you mean? Are you saying that he's going to use tax-payers money to buy himself a diamond penis? Or that he's going to try to cut the deficit by whoring himself out? He probably could raise quite a bit of money by setting up a chain of legal, state run brothels and crack-dens actually...I'm going to go e-mail my MP.
21. •  
      CommentAuthorcunegonde
    • CommentTimeFeb 2nd 2010 edited

     

    What do you mean? Are you saying that he's going to use tax-payers money to buy himself a diamond penis? Or that he's going to try to cut the deficit by whoring himself out? He probably could raise quite a bit of money by setting up a chain of legal, state run brothels and crack-dens actually...I'm going to go e-mail my MP.

    
    [x] buy himself diamond penis
    [x] whore himself out
    [ ] chains of legal, state run brothels and crack-densthis is your plan?
22. •  
      CommentAuthorborednow
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2010

     
    man. now I want a diamond penis!there's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
23. •  
      CommentAuthorLeKeefist
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2010

     
    You CAN get glass ones with patterns through the middle like a paperweight.they see me trollin', they hatin'
24. •  
      CommentAuthorsusied23
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2010

     
    Everyone needs to watch tonight's Come Dine With Me on 4oD whenever it goes up. The Chuckle Brothers made a surprise appearance."Like a drunken night, it's the best bits that are coloured in" Poke - Frightened Rabbit
25. •  
      CommentAuthorZoe
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2010

     
    The Chuckle Brothers are actually trending on Twitter at the minute!Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
26. •  
      CommentAuthorLeKeefist
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2010

     
    Ahhhh I saw it! That woman went a bit insane when she saw them.
    God the narrator was sarcastic when they said they were part of the Rotherham football team :D
    (i love that man)they see me trollin', they hatin'
27. •  
      CommentAuthorShannonKathleen
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010

     
    2legit2quit.
28. •  
      CommentAuthorZoe
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010

     
    ^ That is amazing.Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
29. •  
      CommentAuthorLeKeefist
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010

     

    Amy Kathleen, have I ever told you that you're my hero? That you're everything I wish I could be?

    
    I WANT YOUR SKILLZ SO HARDthey see me trollin', they hatin'
30. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010

     
    
    
    the defining question.there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
31. •  
      CommentAuthorCaroline
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2010

     
    My mom didn't know who the chuckle brothers were. I had to change that.
32. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeMar 23rd 2010 edited

     
    health care, anyone?
    
    also, I stumbled across these video recordings of me playing guitar in a public setting, and in addition to so much witty banter, there's totes an improvised song about our Prez Barry:
    
    it's really short, don't worry.there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
33. •  
      CommentAuthorShannonKathleen
    • CommentTimeMar 24th 2010 edited

     
    I don't know as much as I should about the health care bill. Basically, what I get is that it's going to be a lot harder for insurance companies to turn you down due to a pre-existing condition. Which is awesome.
    
    I'm assuming the other 999 pages of the bill were about free abortions for everyone. WHHHHHEEEEEEEYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!2legit2quit.
34. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeMar 24th 2010

     
    so you know what I learned?
    
    B-B-B-BARRY FREAKIN' HUSSEIN OBAMA IS COMING TO MY UNIVERSITY TOMORROW.
    
    but you had to sign up by 4 pm yesterday to go... and I had class until six.
    
    :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
    
    maybe if I just pitch a pup-tent outside overnight and use my saddest face?there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
35. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeMar 24th 2010

     
    yeah, and I really don't know hardly anything about the health care bill. makes me feel like a putz.
    
    and basically all I know about the debate I learned from watching this video...
    
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/22/health-care-10-minutes-video_n_508189.html
    
    (beats ever actually reading the newspaper, I guess.)there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
36. •  
      CommentAuthorcunegonde
    • CommentTimeMar 24th 2010

     
    nobody knows whats in the health care bill. they dont want you to know whats in the health care bill. the people voting for it probably dont know whats in the health care bill.
    
    retired people everywhere had to give up benefits to help pay for everyone else. except if you live in florida, in which case you are exempt because who fucking knows.
    people with good, pre-existing plans have to pay extra for their plans now, to help everyone else.
    obama told everyone that illegal aliens would not be including in our universal health care. it turns out they are!
    does anybody really know how the health care thing is going to work? not really. nancy pelosi, the third in line for the presidency, said "you'll find out about it when it affects you"
    
    this doesnt seem like good policy to me.this is your plan?
37. •  
      CommentAuthorcunegonde
    • CommentTimeMar 24th 2010

     
    at the very last second, it turns out that two major health companies are exempt from the rules. i forget the 2nd one, but i remember that one of them was kaiser permanente.
    
    cha-chingthis is your plan?
38. •  
      CommentAuthorcunegonde
    • CommentTimeMar 24th 2010

     
    im sure people in the health insurance biz are licking their chops and resting their hands so they can be ready to start counting when the green starts flowing.this is your plan?
39. •  
      CommentAuthorcunegonde
    • CommentTimeMar 24th 2010

     
    this is a huge change to the united states, and its really fucking stupid that nobody really had any clue what the fuck was going on the whole time. i have no real problem with universal health care but what i do care about is that the policy that gets made is good and sound. when obama was campaigning, didnt he say that he would make public health care debates public? i must admit that i dont follow politics very closely, but i dont ever remember seeing or hearing anything about a public health care debate.
    
    if we are going to reform the way our health and insurance system works, thats fine. we are due for it anyway but seriously guys not like this.this is your plan?
40. •  
      CommentAuthorAbbigshmail
    • CommentTimeMar 24th 2010

     
    I don't really care about anything in the healthcare bill besides the clause that prohibits insurance companies from turning down people for having pre-existing conditions. Because I have a pretty damn rare one, and if I didn't have insurance, I'd either go broke or get really really sick. That would of course be after I had to be off my parents' insurance at 26. Good thing they raised that age too, because lord knows my chosen career path isn't the most lucrative.THIS IS A TANGENT!
41. •  
      CommentAuthorcunegonde
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2010

     
    
    
    so you know, social security (21%), Medicare & Medicaid (23%), Interest [on debt] (8%) and Other Mandatory (10%) are all portions of the budget that nobody can touch in our budget. This totals to 62% of our federal budget in 2008 (nearly 3 trillion dollars, which translate to nearly 2 trillion dollars in terms of uncontrollable spending) and is probably worse. If we continue on this road (in the 60s I'm pretty sure the proportion between controlled spending vs. uncontrollable spending was reversed) then it won't be long before uncontrollable spending takes over the federal budget, which means we're fucked.
    
    Something needs to happen.this is your plan?
42. •  
      CommentAuthorcunegonde
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2010

     
    I always hoped that I would die before I hit 30. My mom used to tell me that her twin used to say the same thing, except when he was 25 he said "I'll die before 30" and then at 30 he said "I'll die before 40" or whatever.
    
    I'm going through the same sort of thing, but instead dying young is starting to look prospectively better and better.this is your plan?
43. •  
      CommentAuthorborednow
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2010

     
    I have no hope/vision for the future whatsoever. so dying at 30 seems fine right now!there's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
44. •  
      CommentAuthorLame Duck
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2010

     
    Maaan, what's wrong with you guys; I plan on living forever.
45. •  
      CommentAuthorSqueeg
    • CommentTimeMar 27th 2010

     
    Well, that's because you've been around since the dawn of time, Duck. Nothing can actually destroy you.Buy my stuff.
46. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2010

     
    I'm so angry at Barry.there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
47. •  
      CommentAuthorgoo
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2010

     

    whats he done?

    anyway apparently theres an election in britain soon

    cool

    fucking righteous
48. •  
      CommentAuthorZoe
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2010

     
    I have absolutely no idea who to vote for, I don't pay attention to politics.Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
49. • CommentAuthorDavette
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2010

     
    ^ Yeah, I'm kind of worried about the fact that I'm meant to be voting. I'm putting off learning anything about them all for as long as possible.
    
    I almost want to vote for Labour (my friend and I feel very sorry for Gordon Brown) but at the same time, Labour have been pretty shite in many, many ways. I have vague memories of the conclusion of some book I read about the good things they've done, but I think the whole dodgy war/letting the economy go to crap thing's kind of buggered them. And all the other pish they did.
    
    On the other hand David Cameron annoys the piss out of me. And I barely remember the Lib Dems exist . . .
    
    In fact I'm not 100% sure who the Lib Dems' leader is. Fail.
    
    It was much easier to vote in the Scottish elections.Nothing's left, no turning back.
50. •  
      CommentAuthorZoe
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2010 edited

     
    Isn't the Lib Dem leader the one with the weird name? (although that probably doesn't help)
    
    Edit: his name is Nick Clegg so maybe not. I have no idea who I'm thinking about then, some other guy that does politics things.Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff