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1. •  
     CommentAuthorLeKeefist
   • CommentTimeJan 25th 2010

    
   I know I'm now 18, but still, I really, REALLY do not want to start a conversation with anyone on there :Sthey see me trollin', they hatin'
2. •  
     CommentAuthorborednow
   • CommentTimeJan 26th 2010 edited

    
   WOW, dear English speaking friends, I proudly present this video to you:
   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXPPu418C78
   
   new EU commissioner. hallelujah.there's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
3. • CommentAuthorDavette
   • CommentTimeJan 26th 2010

    
   "ve are all sitting in one boat"
   
   If my old interpreting lecturers didn't terrify me I'd email that to them.Nothing's left, no turning back.
4. •  
     CommentAuthorborednow
   • CommentTimeJan 26th 2010

    
   translating german into english 101!there's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
5. • CommentAuthorDavette
   • CommentTimeJan 26th 2010

    
   Pronunciation 101 . . .
   
   I could've sworn at one point he was actually speaking German.Nothing's left, no turning back.
6. •  
     CommentAuthorborednow
   • CommentTimeJan 26th 2010

    
   haha, yeah. I'm not sure if a German or a person who's a native [English] speaker has more trouble trying to understand him..there's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
7. •  
     CommentAuthorLeKeefist
   • CommentTimeJan 26th 2010

    
   HA! I love how he says "credit crunch".
   
   I'm seriously finding it difficult to follow.they see me trollin', they hatin'
8. •  
     CommentAuthorgus
   • CommentTimeJan 26th 2010

    
   I think I'm going to tell the random people that I talk to on the internet that I'm looking to have a good time; a "credit crunch."
   
   
   ope, just got a hand in some pants.there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
9. • CommentAuthorDavette
   • CommentTimeJan 27th 2010 edited

    
   
   
   
   
   Nothing's left, no turning back.
10. •  
      CommentAuthorLeKeefist
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2010

     
    Um...I just saw this advert on Explosm...is this Chewbacca porn?!
    
    they see me trollin', they hatin'
11. •  
      CommentAuthorborednow
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2010 edited

     
    ha.. I hope not.
    
    also:
    
    
    
    DON'T YOU JUST ALL WANT IT?
    I KNOW I DO.there's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
12. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeFeb 2nd 2010 edited

     
    so this is exists, in case you were wondering:
    
    http://moisttowelettemuseum.com/
    
    
    
    "I am moist like a moist towelette right now."there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
13. • CommentAuthorDavette
    • CommentTimeFeb 2nd 2010

     

    Medi-Pak Obstetrical Towelette Acquired from a visit to the OBGYN by Trina. Here's how and when to use it!

    
    
    What!?
    
    

    It provides confident freshness...when you need it!

    Nothing's left, no turning back.
14. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2010

     
    win:
    
    there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
15. •  
      CommentAuthorborednow
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2010

     
    that is AWESOMEthere's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
16. •  
      CommentAuthorKirstie
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2010

     
    If someone presented me with that cake, I think I'd hug them and cry tears of joy. Whoever made that cake should be knighted or given some kind of accolade, like a pat on the back or something.I tell you what, we are going to this party, because I'm trying to picture this "girl" who "likes you" and all I can see is you in a dress.
17. •  
      CommentAuthorLeKeefist
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2010 edited

     
    That cake is so amazing!
    
    Also, I keep spotting things on my faceboob that feel SO Lamebook worthy. (HE'S 22! EGADS GROW UP)

    

    they see me trollin', they hatin'
18. • CommentAuthorDavette
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2010

     
    Is his name really Tunni Wigga?Nothing's left, no turning back.
19. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2010

     
    I didn't really get through more than a paragraph, but let's puzzle its existence together:
    
    The Trouble with Kevin: A Home Alone 2 Fan Ficthere was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
20. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2010

     
    or, if you enjoy laughing, a lot, you could just read this one instead:
    
    Kevin and Cheese Pizzathere was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
21. •  
      CommentAuthorborednow
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2010

     
    ew, that made me want to vomit a bit, amy.there's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
22. •  
      CommentAuthorLeKeefist
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2010

     
    His faceboob says he's called Richard Tunnicliffe. And yes I wanted to vomit too.
    "I have this girlfriend and shes so amazing actually shes better than amazing shes perfect ? =) and she knows she will always have my heart."
    I HATE SOPPY MEN.
    They must think their girlfriends like the sop.
    There's too many soppy men on my facebook. A good 5 of them saying "I Lovee Youu (Girlfriendss Nammee) <3<3<3" IN EVERY STATUS.
    
    If they want to do that in a private conversation, I wouldn't mind, as I wouldn't have to read it.
    Even if I was going out with a guy, sure I would like the odd "I love you" thrown into private conversation, but if he started with baby speak (both of the aww i wuv you my iggle wiggle pwincess sort, and calling me baby) I'd probably have to dump him.
    
    Sorry, that turned into a rant.
    
    I Hate Soppy Couples :D I became a fan.they see me trollin', they hatin'
23. • CommentAuthorDavette
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2010

     
    Especially the people that go over the wall post limit with the size of their love spraff.
    
    My feed's full of separated by foreign exchange lovers. Urgh.Nothing's left, no turning back.
24. •  
      CommentAuthorpolly
    • CommentTimeFeb 7th 2010

     
    Bingle bongle dingle dangle yickety doo yickety daa ping pong lippy tappy too taa. :::::: I like to take photos
25. •  
      CommentAuthorBatmanuel
    • CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010

     
    apparently michael cera goes on chat roulette.
    
    it must be true. i read it on ontd.
    
    tbh absolutely nothing in the world would make me want to go on chat roulette. it sounds frightening.The secret ingredient is crime
26. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010

     
    this is why Iowa is allowed to still be here:
    
    there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
27. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010

     
    Tom Selleck + waterfalls + sandwiches = why hasn't anyone thought of this before??!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    feast your EYES:
    http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
28. •  
      CommentAuthorpolly
    • CommentTimeFeb 9th 2010

     
    THAT is why I love the internet!Bingle bongle dingle dangle yickety doo yickety daa ping pong lippy tappy too taa. :::::: I like to take photos
29. •  
      CommentAuthorborednow
    • CommentTimeFeb 9th 2010 edited

     
    those are so great! they don't make any sense at all. great!there's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
30. •  
      CommentAuthorKirstie
    • CommentTimeFeb 9th 2010

     
    Some of those sandwiches look really good, especially the one in the first picture.I tell you what, we are going to this party, because I'm trying to picture this "girl" who "likes you" and all I can see is you in a dress.
31. •  
      CommentAuthorZoe
    • CommentTimeFeb 9th 2010

     
    They're all too meaty for my liking. But aside from that, those pictures are amazing.Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
32. •  
      CommentAuthorborednow
    • CommentTimeFeb 9th 2010 edited

     
    
    
    AWESOME
    
    [sorry would someone tell me again how to insert youtubes video in here..]there's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
33. •  
      CommentAuthorZoe
    • CommentTimeFeb 9th 2010

     
    Hella, you can put it in by just doing a normal hyperlink.Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
34. •  
      CommentAuthorborednow
    • CommentTimeFeb 9th 2010

     
    it worked! thanks. I thought it needed something url something in between..there's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
35. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2010 edited

     
    so I have accidentally stumbled upon the category of youtube videos "intended for children" that invariably make me shit my pants with either laughter, or terror:
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    this is the one that caused the fear poop.there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
36. •  
      CommentAuthorborednow
    • CommentTimeFeb 11th 2010

     
    wow.. I sure as hell wouldn't let my kids watch these. also I never heard a sheep make that noise.there's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
37. •  
      CommentAuthorpolly
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2010

     
    
    
    I BLUE MYSELFBingle bongle dingle dangle yickety doo yickety daa ping pong lippy tappy too taa. :::::: I like to take photos
38. •  
      CommentAuthorLame Duck
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2010 edited

     
    Best thing on the internet ever.
    
    I wonder if humanity will ever discover a way to teach sex ed that isn't spectacularly, infinitely creepy.
    This is not it. Also:

    
39. •  
      CommentAuthorborednow
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2010

     
    I can't believe they used a yoshi egg.
    
    this is the best sex-ed video ever and it's a whole spaghetti pile of informazione!!
    
    "this could happen to you.." not creepy at all.
    
    haha obstain from sex altogether is the best advice, thanks!
    
    ps: luigi sounds gaythere's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
40. • CommentAuthorDavette
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2010

     
    I can't believe they used mario's moustache.Nothing's left, no turning back.
41. •  
      CommentAuthorKirstie
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2010

     
    
    
    I was eating toast with jam on it when I saw this. I'm not anymore. :(I tell you what, we are going to this party, because I'm trying to picture this "girl" who "likes you" and all I can see is you in a dress.
42. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2010

     
    eh, pretty good:
    
    Hitler makes a Hitler parodythere was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
43. •  
      CommentAuthorAir-Bear
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2010

     
    If that is all you will be, you'll be a waste of time...
44. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2010

     
    I bought my friend a three wolf moon shirt for his birthday, but I'm not cool (or man) enough to wear one myself.there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
45. •  
      CommentAuthorborednow
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010

     
    pretty good! and I have seen each one of these people in real life. [well not THESE people but.. you know.]
    I think I would prefer the three wolf moon to a similar one with CATS on it. catscatscatsthere's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
46. •  
      CommentAuthorKirstie
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2010

     
    You mean like this?
    I tell you what, we are going to this party, because I'm trying to picture this "girl" who "likes you" and all I can see is you in a dress.
47. •  
      CommentAuthorborednow
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2010

     
    YES!there's a very small snake drowning in a cold lake.
48. •  
      CommentAuthorpolly
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2010

     
    Bingle bongle dingle dangle yickety doo yickety daa ping pong lippy tappy too taa. :::::: I like to take photos
49. •  
      CommentAuthorgus
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2010 edited

     
    this is a picture I found on the internet. I don't know what the context of it is, but it makes me laugh:
    
    there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR.
50. • CommentAuthorDavette
    • CommentTimeFeb 19th 2010

     
    
    
    Now I want to go back on Chat Roulette again. But at the same time, no.Nothing's left, no turning back.