Muffin v. Cupcake/How Can You Understand Poetry?/How’re You Guys At Paddle Ball?/Girl Seeks Prom Date…/My Knees Smell…/Dressing With No Arms…/Would A Godzilla Mask Scare Tokyo?
Film studies advice/Will you fuck my duck?/What’s the best laptop?/Why do cats scream inside bags?/How do you make yourself happy?/Am I related to Chris Cain?/There is llama-ravioli in my pants/Does your site being pink make me gay?/Please explain quadriplegics’ powers/What should I do instead of uni?/Do lyrics or music come first?
Who’d Win Out Of Kong & Napoleon?/What Does Brooklyn Have To Offer?/How Do I Know If He Likes Me?/Does W.A.S. Like Chicken?
Advice For An Older Woman…/Clinical Depression/Which Scientist Is Cleverest?/Science Q Re: Oranges/My Name Arouses Me…/Why Are People Selfish Assholes?/Can I Kidnap Keith?
How Do I Prepare For Your Show?/Capricorn+Capricorn=Evil?/Can Science Gals Find Science Guys?/I Wanna Drop Out And Be A Groupie/I Love A Married Man/What’s Your Guitar Of Choice?
Who’s Your Favorite Scientist?/Can’t Convince Mome to Let Lizzy Sleep Over…/How to Convince Mome to Get Me a Dog…/When Will WAS Break Up?/Trouble With Painting Teacher…/Myspace Page?/Lyrics to Nobody Move?/How Can I Be As Cool As I Think I Am?
How To Escape The Werewolf’s Jaws?/Downtown Bus On A Rainy Day Takes How Long?/Forgot To Buy Album — How To Remain Cool?/There’s This Guy…/There’s This Guy, And I Have Cystic Fibrosis…/I Need Lyrics And Lip Piercing…
Fat or Skinny Arses?/How Much Energy Does the Band Put In?/Long Distance Relationships — Do They Work?/My Cat’s Penis Size/Don’t Drink Lambrini!/Should I Go To England For School?/What Are Your Lyrics?/A-Team Movie Adaptation
How do I ask him out?/Do you guys like New Jersey?/I have to do a sex dance/Is it a turn-off when girls make the first move?/Should I go to uni?/Cowboy-fence riddle
Song Lyrics?/How to Fake a Fever/Critical Angle of Glass?/Like Girls with Mullets?/I Get Too Much Sex/Where’s the Clitoris?/Do You Pay for Streaking?/Grades or Show?/Will You Date Me?/Get Rich Quick
I’ve A Compliment/Should I Drink Coke?/I Dislike Bad Grammar But Myself Possess It/My Love Creeps Her Out/Who Named You?/How Can I Pass Science?/How Do I Drive Her From My Thoughts?/What Do I Wear To Bro’s Graduation?/Everybody Found Out I Lean Sapphic/Do Puppets & Rock Mix?/Friends Say I Talk Too Fast/Can Benedict Be A Cool Name?
Leave School in the Name of Love/Breaking the News/I Like Raymond/I Want to Rock but Am a Girl/Camping Sucks/Humble Island/I’m 37, She’s 58/Metaphysics/Why Am I Not as Good Looking as Dave Lowensohn?/I Don’t Want Any Advice
Does She Like Me?/Brill Weighs In/What Kind of Guitar?/I’m A Mom/Fashion Advice/Chess Training/Addicted to Ebay/Okay to Kill the Evil Plant?/Best Nail Extensions/Do I Have A Small Penis?/Board Games Effect on Pop Culture/Is This Shit For Real?/Which Name Is Sexier?
How Do I Get Over a 2 Yr. Thing?/Mom Won’t Get Me a Dog/WAS Never Plays NYC/Metaphysics Help/I’m Bored/Mom Won’t Let Me Go to the Dance/Why Am I at Science School?/Does the Firefighter Dig Me?/Who’s Your Daddy?/Juggling Relationships/My Friend’s a Liar/WAS - Pls Don’t Bed My Lady!/Are You a Real Scientist?/Are You a Real Idiot?/Image Update for Bush/Anime is Balls/My Girl’s Mom Is Hot/Jock in Pain/What Do You Like in a Girl?/Where’s Lewis?/How Do I Get Over a 4 Yr. Thing?
How Can I Fake a Fever?/Can I Be Your God?/Rents Blocking BF Access/Talk Moms into Bellybutton Ring/Olson Twins/Things to Do When You’re Dead/Talk Moms into a Dog/What to Have for Lunch?/Fan Advice/Quit My Shitty Bio Class?/Talk Moms into a Lip Piercing
Why Don’t Guys Dig Chicks w. Glasses?/I’m 13 & Not a Virgin/Bird Got Off w. My Buddy/How Many Scientists Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?/Grandma’s Lingo
How to Pull Birds/What to Do with Invisibility/Secret Bandmate Dustin/Santa Secular or Non?/WAS in Seattle/Pygmy Goats Compatible w. Rabbits?/Bad Taste in Shirts/In Search of Teen GF
“Nerd” vs. “Geek”/How I score hot guy?/Ethics of Spork/Hair Xtensions in Miami/Flouting parental career interference/Insanity/Tree for Halloween
Don’t wanna visit doctor/How to nourish an efflorescing relationship/Dealing with a friend’s bad taste/Life sucks/Negotiating office politics/Physics vs. Psychology
Mom won’t let me live with Dad/Advanced bullshit theory/Which instrument should I play?
Convince mom to get a dog/Which shampoo/What’s with Keith/Taking candy from Meekham
name: Sarah query: Dearest Scientists, I have an oral law report and essay on sexual assault due wednesday…problem is, it’s 8pm Tuesday night and I haven’t even started! So my question is, should I fake sickness and stay home, only…
Lied about being a virgin/Can short fat guy get a girl?
I need help with my penis/my hoes/directions/a girl…
How does one get over a girl with whom he was once involved?
I’m falling for a girl…
I’m 13 and have been asked to a boy-girl sleepover…
I write to seek your cooperation as my foreign partner…
Me and my sister are trying to convince my mom…
I am trying to find out what something is made of.
I just woke up from an awfully bizarre dream about you…
In less than 72 hours I will be on a plane for tanzania…
We are confused about Chinese Firedrill etiquette…
I’ve been having dreams featuring a particular member of the band…
I’m a college student taking a science class…
I have a favor to ask…
I’ve been more or less completely miserable…
I am seeking celebrity opinions on a conundrum.
