Hawt Lewkz Is Closing on April 16th

Tragic news from our sister merch site, Hawt Lewkz. Apparently the bozos are closing up shop. Here’s their latest blog post in full:

“This too shall pass,” the Bible tells us, and it may well have been talking about Hawt Lewkz. After an incredible, inspiring, inimitable run, we’re closing the shop doors – killing all the employees, sending the executives to jail, etc. AFTER APRIL 15th, 2012, WE WILL NOT ACCEPT ORDERS. All orders made before April 15 will of course be fulfilled, and customer service will remain active (just email management@wearescientists.com). We thank…

We’ll shed a tear, but we will NOT pour out some of the beer in our big bottle of beer. The stuff’s simply too precious. Something tells us the Hawt Lewkz boys would understand.