Out Now!

HELTER SELTZER, our fifth and freakiest album, is out now. Order it from our internet boutique below, or from your preferred online music trafficker. In the UK, physical specimens are in stores now — the rest of the world will have them in early June. ¶ And if you’re the type of person who likes to go do things with your friends, let us suggest that you grab tickets to one of our upcoming shows in the U.S., Europe, or the U.K. (More announcements are coming soon!). ¶ Assuming you’re not reading this at night, enjoy the rest of your day.

Or, hell, go watch it on Youtube.


This is what we’ve got coming up in terms of shows. Don’t see your town?
Don’t worry! We probably just forgot to type it in.
We Are Scientists tour dates