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Our new single “Fault Lines” is making waves with children, middle aged people, and the elderly! Take a listen?

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Remember when Black Friday was all about family, g

Remember when Black Friday was all about family, gratitude, and sharing? That’s TOTALLY still the vibe at our merch store, where today we’ve got a couple 🔥 new looks, plus sale prices that will make you 😱 Link in our highlights

The video for "Fault Lines" is here and people are

The video for "Fault Lines" is here and people are watching it like crazy in their basements — link in bio

"Fault Lines" video premiere is today at 3pm EST /

"Fault Lines" video premiere is today at 3pm EST // 8pm GMT. We'll be there chatting in the comments, adding crucial context to the shocking images you'll see. (YouTube link in Stories)

The cinematic, hilarious, heart-breaking video for

The cinematic, hilarious, heart-breaking video for "Fault Lines" premieres tomorrow on YouTube at 3pmEST/8pmGMT with a live-chat featuring US. (We were going to get Brad Pitt, but realized he's not as relevant to the video as we are.) Link in our highlights 🎥

Please indulge Keith’s attempt to woo Chris into

Please indulge Keith’s attempt to woo Chris into visiting him in Miami over the winter with this brief slideshow of the city’s finer attractions.

Here’s a still from the video we made for “Fau

Here’s a still from the video we made for “Fault Lines.” See if you can guess the rest of the story. (Vid premieres 3pmEST/8pmGMT Tuesday on YouTube—link in Stories.)

If you're just sitting here on twitter, check out

If you're just sitting here on twitter, check out FAULT LINES, our high-spirited new jingle-jangle rock song. It'll lift you right out of the morass. (Link in biography.)

We’ve got a new song for you tomorrow. Please pu

We’ve got a new song for you tomorrow. Please put your affairs in order. (And join us at 4pmEST//9pmGMT right here on IG for an hour of high quality live-streamed programming.)

Having grown up in the public eye, we have a botto

Having grown up in the public eye, we have a bottomless roster of poses ready to be deployed when a paparazzo lunges out of a meat truck.

Happiest of all possible birthdays to the one and

Happiest of all possible birthdays to the one and only Chris Cain (he’s the only Chris Cain I recognize, anyway). It should go without saying here that Chris is a man of unbounded wisdom, irrepressible wit, outsized charisma, refined tastes, and robust technical savvy. He works harder and plays rowdier and fights dirtier than any three of you, combined, and when he’s done, he sleeps harder than one-and-a-half of you, and also when he sleeps, he dreams about sleeping, and within those sleeping dreams, he has second-tier dreams, and sometimes THOSE dreams are themselves about dream-filled sleep, and so it becomes this recursive loop of exponential dream-generation, not unlike when you stand in one of those nauseous bathrooms with mirrors on opposite walls, so that an army of your doppelgängers telescope into infinity in either direction and you can’t ever really focus on plucking your nose hairs or whatever, it’s so disconcerting. Anyway, hardass Chris invariably wakes up from these uber-dreams utterly refreshed, ready for another full day of hard work and rowdy play and all of that shit. The man is unstoppable.

It’s no coincidence, then, that he’s also the only person to have been awarded the prestigious “Sex Master Supreme” designation by the City of New York four years in a row (I won twice, but in non-consecutive years).

We love you, Chris, if not as much as you love others, or as well, or with as much vigor or finesse, and certainly not with as much formal recognition from Mayor Bill De Blasio.

“With Love & Squalor: Live in Woodstock, 1969”

“With Love & Squalor: Live in Woodstock, 1969” is out on vinyl today, available exclusively for #loverecordstoresday! Find participating UK indie record stores & catch our 3:30pm BST performance for @republicofmusic at the link in our highlights

For the next week all profits from all sales at ou

For the next week all profits from all sales at our web store will go to @colorofchange, an awesome group of people working for justice in the US. :::::::: There’s also a free mp3 download of our latest single with suggested donation, in case you live an all-digital life. :::::::: Hearty thanks to our label @100percent_records (they also run our store) who are donating their end, too. [link in bio]

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Time to take your look to the next level. ✂️ #

Time to take your look to the next level. ✂️ #ICutMyOwnHair

"I Cut My Own Hair" — a single, a video, a new w

"I Cut My Own Hair" — a single, a video, a new way to live. Link in bio

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