Strange times call for strange crazes, and the latest craze is this: people are cutting their own hair while listening to our new single, “I Cut My Own Hair.” Upload footage of yourself performing this life-affirming act, tag us and #ICutMyOwnHair, and we’ll repost. We’ll also invite the best self-stylists to a private Zoom conference with us next weekend to talk scissors, wet-vs.-dry cuts, and the future of our burgeoning micro-industry.

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